With the upcoming all new season of How I Met Your mother this September 2009, a famous punch-line from the show is an interesting topic online. What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Literally, even a little child can answer this question. A peanut butter is purely composed of grounded peanuts and oil while a jam, which is finer in texture has other additives in it. But this is a tag-line from How I Met Your Mother, so the answer should be hilarious right?


Warning! The answer to this question contains explicit content, so user discretion is advised.

Answer: You can’t peanut butter your d%ck up someone’s ass.


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The original cast of How I Met Your Mother, led by Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor), are back for a new season (Season 5) this September 2009. CBS still owns the exclusive rights to air How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM) Season 5 full episodes. Other returning main characters are Marshall Eriksen (Jason Segel), Robin Scherbatsky (Cobie Smulders), Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), and Lily Aldrin (Alyson Hannigan). A total of 22 all new episodes will be released this season and so far three of them has been leaked online.



Here are the first three How I Met Your Mother Season 5 episodes:

Episode 1 (Season Premiere) 5x01 S05E01 501 "Definitions" - September 21, 2009: Robin and Barney resist their friends' pressure that they should have "the talk" about their relationship. Meanwhile, a panicky Ted, about to face his first college class, decides he must keep control of his students by releasing his "inner douche", a tactic that backfires miserably.

Episode 2 5x02 S05E02 501 "Double Date" - September 28, 2009: While on a blind date, Ted and Jen realize they've met before, on a blind date seven years ago. They decide to retrace their steps and correct each other's mistakes in an effort to change the outcome of the current evening.

Episode 3 5x03 S05E03 503 "Robin 101" - October 5, 2009: Robin thinks (understandably) that Barney is cheating on her, but in fact he's betraying her and violating her trust in a much more devious way: he's taking classes in "Robin 101" from her ex-boyfriend, Ted, and Barney is proving to be a very apt pupil...


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